If I was a day of the week, I would be Saturday
If I were a time of day, I would be sunset
If I were a planet, I would be Earth
If I were an animal, I would be a lioness
If I were a direction, I would be West
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bed
If I were a liquid, I would be milk
If I were a gemstone, I would be an opal
If I were a tree, I would be a frangipani
If I were a tool, I would be a clamp
If I were a flower, I would be a rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a breeze
If I was a musical instrument, I would be a piano
If I were a colour, I would be aqua
If I were an emotion, I would be love
If I were a fruit, I would a pear
If I were a sound, I would be the tinkling of temple bells
If I were an element, I would be fire
If I were a car, I would be a V8 turbo
If I were a food, I would be chocolate
If I were a place, I would be the ocean
If I were a material, I would be silk
If I were a taste, I would be hot chocolate
If I were a scent, I would be cinnamon
If I were an object, I would be a book
If I were a body part, I would the eyes
If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile
If I were a pair of shoes, I would be slippers
I have seen this on a number of blogs, the latest being Nicole's at the Life of Use
Why don't you join in too?