My very own Gruen Transfer moment



I've mentioned before that I'm doing an AdSchool copywriting course for work. My final assignment, worth 50% of my mark, is due tomorrow. I left it until today, of course.

Today I'm feeling rather under the weather and this morning I commented to LOML that the downside to leaving things until the last minute is you risk having to perform when you're not at your best. I'm not at my best.

There's another risk. Whether you do your best work under pressure (like me) or whether you just like to procrastinate (also like me), you really need to read the assignment topic earlier than the last minute. Because, if I'd have done that I wouldn't have been faced with this the day before due date:

Brief for major copywriting assignment (taken from “The Impossible Brief”)
Due Friday 10th September 2010


Product:
Peace between Israel and Palestine

What’s required:

60” tvc, 30” radio, double page spread, magazine and press, outdoor billboard, any other support items/media you feel will add to your campaign.


So excuse me while I just go to the nearest ledge and jump.


Have you ever left something major until the last minute only to wish you hadn't? And, more importantly, what do you know about achieving peace in the Israeli-Palestine conflict?

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A little twine and beautiful paper...



I purchased this beautiful Cavallini & Co paper awhile back...finally I got around to making some bunting with it today. I used a hole punch, twine and carefully cut the paper into squares. Once the paper was cut I simply threaded the twine through the holes to create a rather cheap and cheerful ABC bunting. I really love this paper...it has such a nostalgic and happy feel to it. I have a second piece which I think I will make into magnetic cards for the new magnetic easel. This was a quick and easy craft activity that took approximately 25 minutes...and that is with my lovely little helper assisting me.



You can never have to much bunting...x

Support for a Wonderful Cause

As some of you may know if you have visited before our first daughter Laura was stillborn 7 and a half years ago. Through the wonderful support network the hospital offered me I was fortunate enough to meet some wonderful girls - together we had a vision to create a charity that was there for the purpose of raising money for research to prevent this from happening to others - there are lots of wonderful charities that offer support to bereaved families so we wanted to focus our efforts on funding research.

5 Years ago we launched the Stillbirth Foundation Australia and I am so proud to report that we are growing bigger and stronger every day - we are now approaching our 5th Birthday and it is time to celebrate with a Birthday Party (and you know how I love a party!).

If you are in Sydney or have friends in Sydney that may be interested in supporting this wonderful charity I would love for you to forward on the details. Please visit the website www.stillbirthfoundation.org.au for more information. Also if you are interested in donating any goods or services as part of our silent auction items please email me.

Here are the current stillbirth statistics that you may find interesting.



Leanne

The Glitz & Glamour of Motherhood

Motherhood really is the epitome of glamour. At least, Posh Spice would have you believe so. The woman wears Gucci to Coles, for Chrissake. And sometimes, I would have you believe it also.

But let me tell you, the reality can be (and is) somewhat different. I wear Cotton On to Coles, for starters. On a good day. Sometimes, I'm not even that glam!

Yes folks, motherhood aint no Vogue covergirl. Case in point. Over the weekend, the fam and I decided to take a little road trip up the mountain to buy a box of herbs to plant in the garden. A simple task, I thought.

But when we got just far enough from home that it was past the point of return, Fern did a car-poo. I knew immediately that she'd done it, and despite it being about 3 degrees and raining, I opened all the windows. Then we stopped the car. Got out in the rain. Opened the boot and deposited Fern inside. Peeled off her tights. And Oh.My.God. A blow-out of epic proportions.

Fern is 20 months old, and we're long past the point of packing auxiliary outfits. So we did the best we could. Used every wipe we had, and eventually bundled her back in the car. Naked from the waist down. Nice.

We got to the nursery. Got out of the car, and carried poor pant-less Fern inside. The baby started screaming. I went back to the car and got my nipples out. Afterward, I rested boy-o on my lap for a second while I readjusted my bra.

And then it happened. A projectile vomit. I watched it in slow motion, as it raised from my lap up and over my shoulder, depositing itself on its journey inside the neck of my shirt and inside my bra. I mean, there was that much baby-vomit inside my shirt I needed a spade to hoist it out.

And that's the reality of motherhood, really.

Vomit.
Poo.
Tears at 2am.
And 3am.
Tantrums.
Food all over the floor.
And the suede lounge.
Sleep deprivation.
Constant worry.

And love. Don't forget the love.

I want to tell it like it is, because there are a lot of smoke and mirrors about motherhood! People often ask me, "how do you manage to have kids AND keep a blog?" or "How do you find time for all that crafting?" or "wow, you make it all look so easy and your house is so tidy!" But its all a facade, my friends. I am a master at the art of cover up. And finicky enough to obsess about tidiness when my eyeballs are screaming for sleep and it's 10am and I havn't even had a shower yet.

And, while I love my full time job at home there are days (like yesterday!) where I find myself in a tearful heap with a newborn baby and toddler both screaming and draped over me - no idea about dinner, no milk in the fridge staring at 18 loads of washing in various states of wet/dry/dirty piled on every surface wishing to god I was anywhere else but there right at that moment.

Why am I telling you this? Because today I want to dispel the motherly myth of perfection. Nobody is perfect, my friends... but some are better at hiding it than others! And, if you ever find yourself marvelling at somebody elses life and their seeming ease at keeping it together, know that they too probably have a laundry full of dirty washing awaiting attention whilst they browse the latest online Oobi catalogue and blog their picks for the new season.

Celebrate your imperfection, dear friends -- you are not alone! xo

An absolutely ordinary rainbow


I've been inspired by MultipleMum's Tuesday John Donne moment to share one of my favourite ever poets.

I've chosen a contemporary poet, mainly because while most of us love many of the old school poets, many of us forget to keep finding new ones to cherish. I've chosen Les Murray because if you love the secret hiding places of language, as I do, then you will love art of Les Murray.

An Absolutely Ordinary Rainbow

The word goes round Repins,
the murmur goes round Lorenzinis,
at Tattersalls, men look up from sheets of numbers,
the Stock Exchange scribblers forget the chalk in their hands
and men with bread in their pockets leave the Greek Club:
There's a fellow crying in Martin Place. They can't stop him.

The traffic in George Street is banked up for half a mile
and drained of motion. The crowds are edgy with talk
and more crowds come hurrying. Many run in the back streets
which minutes ago were busy main streets, pointing:
There's a fellow weeping down there. No one can stop him.

The man we surround, the man no one approaches
simply weeps, and does not cover it, weeps
not like a child, not like the wind, like a man
and does not declaim it, nor beat his breast, nor even
sob very loudly—yet the dignity of his weeping

holds us back from his space, the hollow he makes about him
in the midday light, in his pentagram of sorrow,
and uniforms back in the crowd who tried to seize him
stare out at him, and feel, with amazement, their minds
longing for tears as children for a rainbow.

Some will say, in the years to come, a halo
or force stood around him. There is no such thing.
Some will say they were shocked and would have stopped him
but they will not have been there. The fiercest manhood,
the toughest reserve, the slickest wit amongst us

trembles with silence, and burns with unexpected
judgements of peace. Some in the concourse scream
who thought themselves happy. Only the smallest children
and such as look out of Paradise come near him
and sit at his feet, with dogs and dusty pigeons.

Ridiculous, says a man near me, and stops
his mouth with his hands, as if it uttered vomit—
and I see a woman, shining, stretch her hand
and shake as she receives the gift of weeping;
as many as follow her also receive it

and many weep for sheer acceptance, and more
refuse to weep for fear of all acceptance,
but the weeping man, like the earth, requires nothing,
the man who weeps ignores us, and cries out
of his writhen face and ordinary body

not words, but grief, not messages, but sorrow,
hard as the earth, sheer, present as the sea—
and when he stops, he simply walks between us
mopping his face with the dignity of one
man who has wept, and now has finished weeping.

Evading believers, he hurries off down Pitt Street.


from
The Weatherboard Cathedral, 1969

 
Performance

I starred that night, I shone:
I was footwork and firework in one,

a rocket that wriggled up and shot
darkness with a parasol of brilliants
and a peewee descant on a flung bit;
I was busters of glitter-bombs expanding
to mantle and aurora from a crown,
I was fouéttes, falls of blazing paint,
para-flares spot-welding cloudy heaven,
loose gold off fierce toeholds of white,
a finale red-tongued as a haka leap:
that too was a butt of all right!

As usual after any triumph, I was
of course, inconsolable.

from
Subhuman Redneck Poems, 1996

 
Sharing a treasured piece or two is a great way to share a bit more of myself, I think.  I would love to know your own favourite poem or poet.

Wordish Wednesday


{Roxy is THREE today}


{so she deserves the spotlight}

see more wordish wednesday pictures at The Paper Mama

Green Gate Autumn/Winter 2010

Green Gate by Torie Jayne
Green Gate by Torie Jayne
Green Gate by Torie Jayne
Green Gate by Torie Jayne
Green Gate by Torie Jayne
This week for my 'shops i love' page I bring you yet another delightful Danish brand, Green Gate.

Their new collection is full of all their usual gorgeous polka dot ceramic ware, but this season they have introduced a pretty berry palette of deep purples and pinks in large florals, with fluffy warm coordinating mongolian cushions and rugs to match.

Have a sweet day!
Our vintage find...






The little vintage books that we discovered at the fair on Saturday...they have been read and reread by this curious little boy. I found him on the sofa this afternoon as I pottered about the house, he looked like a little old man. Reading and lounging about with little basket filled with books. x