Those bleeping machines


Does your washing machine beep at you when it's finished its load? How about the microwave? The dryer? The oven?

The fridge if you take an extra minute to unload the groceries? The hair straightener if you pause between sizzles? The iron if it catches you daydreaming for 30 seconds?

Aaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What I'm daydreaming about is a world without bossy machines!