My post is supposed to be called "Win a New Ford Territory for a Year and $5,000." I really, really wanted to call it that because that's the rules in the Kidspot Top 50, but something in me drove me to say
No.
I don't want to call it that.
This is my problem, you see. I can't do the rules. You say go left, I instantly want to go right. They say do this and, you betcha, I'm doing that. Most of the time I wake up to myself and manage to tow the line, but sometimes...
I think I think too much. I don't want to be a wolf, but I'm not too keen on being a sheep either.
I can't just accept things at face value, I have to ask a million questions and run a few thousand scenarios through my head. It drives LOML to distraction at the best of times and dunks me in some hot water at the worst.
Outwardly I must seem like a nice, normal sort of person, but inwardly I'm a kind of anti-establishment, boot-wearing F You Mo Fo kind of gal. I'm not sure why that is, but it is.
So that's why I'm saying that as much as I'd love to drive around in the latest Ford Terror for a year with a tasty 5K in my back pocket, I just can't have a headline like that on my blog. It's just not what I do around here.
Don't hate me, Ford and Kidspot.
And, pretty please with maple syrup on top, vote for me if you haven't already. I clearly need all the help I can get!
With thanks to Kidspot and Ford for supporting the somewhat-unhinged Australian blogging community.
* Disclaimer: Just so you know (and not that I couldn't use a free one!), I am already the driver of a seven seater Terror. See, I'm just soooo anti-establishment! It's the only car that would fit three car seats across the back seat when Badoo was born. It's easy to clean (number one important car criteria), has lots of storage (number two) and comfort-wise (number three) it's like driving around town in your Jason Recliner. On the not-so-sucky-up-to-Ford side, it guzzles fuel like Charlie Sheen AND his two girlfriends on a bender. That $5K would definitely come in handy for the winner... x
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